I already didn’t like the Studio Square beer garden in Astoria before I went. I mean, when a neighborhood already has the “real” beer garden (Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden), why build a new one that’s simultaneously trying to be a Manhattan club with overpriced drinks, loud music and loads of stiletto-shod girls?
The bathroom, though, was a sight to see. The women’s restroom was actually a hallway of onesies that required a male attendant to manage traffic and let you know which toilets were free. The walls had a band of brick-like glass tiles, very similar to the ones in the restroom at The Shops at Columbus Circle, although in a gray color scheme instead of purple. The hand dryer flashed a spot of bright blue light on your skin – so space age. And one of the guys we were with said that a random guy in the men’s room line offered to sell him coke. Ha.
I returned to S2 a month or so later during the day, and it’s much more beer garden-y and not at all clubby. That made me happy, as did the whiskey-spiked iced tea, which is SO GOOD. And I don’t like iced tea (ask my iced tea-obsessed family). Still, I’ll stick with the original, Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden. Sometimes it’s best to rely on tradition.
Restroom Rating: [rating=3]